RepublicansAreLikeFireworks

I must say I am deliriously happy with the state of affairs the Republicans now find themselves in. I missed a couple of scandals while in Kenya (they have their own but I won't report them), but I did get back in time for Mark Sanford. Wow, what a story, the man definitely crossed the vaginot line (look up Maginot Line for the analogy all you young 'uns). Talk about oversharing, I didn't really need to know how far he went and I'm not alluding to frequent flyer miles. Although a trip to Argentina without telling anyone on his staff or his wife is a really impressive way to screw yourself over.Another presidential candidate bites the dust.

And Friday oh the joy of it all...Sarah Palin resigned! Seems she's already got lawyers threatening any bloggers who speculate about Sarah's resignation, her family, or anything else they don't consider flattering with slander. I hope they don't mean me because I plan on slandering her right here right now. Sarah Palin is the bossy fat kid who hits another girl and when she gets clobbered she whines that it's not her fault. She's the teenager that had to belong to right clique so she could diss on all the other girls. Any red-blooded American woman knows or knew a Sarah Palin. So she quit, wa wa wa. How do you quit being a Governor? I betting the scandals are going to break soon. She was caught in a compromising position with an elk (not of the brotherhood but of the horned headed elks), or Todd is really gay or .... it doesn't really matter. Another Republican blew himself/herself up and that delights bomb throwing liberal Mother Madrigal enormously.

Hooray for the 4th of July and Republicans blowing themselves up like Roman Candles. If you go to the fireworks store in N.H starting today you can get them 2 for 1, Roman Candles that is.

Keep the faith y'all.