Tea Party and Olympics Won't Mix

Today I was reading the news and came upon an article about the Games in India. It seems that the 7,000 free condoms already given out have clogged the plumbing. What's even better it is estimated that they will have to give out more. The article goes on to tell us that for the last Olympics they gave out 100,000.

As an AIDS worker I find this great news since it means that the kids are practicing safe sex. But wait up there little campers, whatever are the Tea Party folks going to do about this. Are they going to declare that the Olympics and all other games (including the Pan America games) will be off limits? Will they forbid the American men at least from participating?? I wonder if this will become a campaign issue. Maybe I should contact Rachel Maddow and she can look into it for me.

After all if dear Christine thinks she can forbid kids from masturbating what on earth is she going to do with condoms, perish the thought. And then there's Sarah, gosh isn't she just grand? The spokesperson for abstinence whose daughter had a kid out of wedlock, if she's president can you imagine the problems for Trojan?? Why they might need a bail out!

And that's my observation for the day. Keep the faith y'all